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re: checkups

If you want to handwave your character getting a physical or check-up or whatnot with Bruce, that is a-okay. It'd be cool if you let me know here, but it's not a requirement!

Bruce is also pretty big on keeping patient information confidential and on reducing stress/anxiety that might surround seeing the doctor. Feel free to request a house call, and assume that he assured your character that he won't be relaying any sensitive information they want to keep private. He'll keep his records safe, and just let Mina know that you checked in.

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Tony will come in under the pretense of a checkup, but in reality he'll wave it off and just hang out and waste Bruce's time talking to him about unrelated things.

Seems legit. He will press him for the basic info re: allergies and whatnot, but then will gladly proceed to goof off with him oops.

He's allergic to work, offices, boredom, Nick Fury, and TPL reports. Straight answers are hard. :/

Bruce will make a note that if Tony is ever in need of emergency medical care, boredom and TPL reports are not to be used to treat him.

This is why Bruce is the best. Scotch could be used to treat him, though. That can be put in his notes of not much help.

I'm looking forward to when Bruce has to explain why Tony's chart is full of nonsense. It'll be a highlight of his professional career, and I'm not even joking.

YES. Oh man, that has to happen. It will be FANTASTIC. And it's got to be really stupid, ridiculous nonsense too. Maybe that's what they can do instead of an actual checkup. Fill it out like mad libs.

omg lol YES. They could make disease names out of inappropriate Latin words.

All of Tony's suggestions will be Latin terms for sex acts. Because that is CLEARLY the mature thing to do.

Pretty sure Bruce will doodle the electron configurations of elements whose symbols make dirty words in the margins.

i just

this is so nerdy and beautiful i can't

YES. I love it. That is PERFECT.

God help anyone who finds it later. And poor Bruce, all of the explaining.

I hope it's with someone who doesn't understand the Latin or anything so while he's cracking the fuck up they're just like ?????

Best/worst science bros.

Even better! Confuse the non-Latin speakers!

This is going to be Tony every time he comes to visit Bruce at the clinic. Inappropriate, distracting, and nerdy. And he'll visit often. Until Bruce gets sick of him and throws him out. At which point he'll sulk outside the window in strategic view.

Envisioning an 80s movie -- or I guess 10 Things I Hate About You scenario in which Bruce is attempting to be a doctor while Tony lurks outside making him laugh.

Yes! And he has no shame, so nothing will be too ridiculous.

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greenisnteasy - 2012-12-03 18:12 (UTC) - Expand

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manofiron - 2012-12-03 18:13 (UTC) - Expand

Don't let Lydia see it.

Would it change how she sees her sciencedad?

... Drastically.

lydia may i remind you of who you're boning

He'll be allergic to Sharon soon, too. If I do her character right, she will bust his balls and possibly slap him around on top of it, too.

BWAHA.

I love Sharon. She is the best.

Feel free to slap him around as much as necessary.

♥ SHE WILL. You know she will. ;p He has no suit to save him now!

EXCELLENT.

He has a Hulk though. Does that count?

SAVE HIM BRUCE!!!

Bruce can't save him now. She'll have to go to him for a check-up now, since Mina just quit. So he'll be busy.

Biz. Za-a-a-ay.

Also, my other girls will probably be visiting him. OH. TONY SHOULD MEET ELLE.

Welp, he's in trouble.

And YES. He does need to meet Elle!

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